Tagged with idioms

SPECK

SPECK

too serious and big and important i am too urgent and dire it’s dissonance i got the smallest speck not even a pebble in the ocean not even a pinhead in a haystack not even a millisecond in a twenty-four hour day not even enough to ever bring it up again especially in polite company i’m … Continue reading

SHEEPIE

SHEEPIE

kill them with kindness cleanliness is next to godliness bombard them with sadness achiness is next to holiness some sinners they say evildoers do shout! allow them their sheepiness dumminess is next to happiness.

MACHIAVELLIAN

MACHIAVELLIAN

more bees with honey more than with vinegar right? flattery does work it can get you everywhere carry a small stick while speaking very loudly it’s hard to be nice? too machiavellian cut off your nose too this despite your face too bad being kind does work and is tactical it’s manuevering diplomacy a virtue … Continue reading

TOILET FACE

TOILET FACE

make the world a better place off my case toilet face spread a little love around turn that frown upside down there’s room enough for many more on our team it’s the dream so make the world a nicer place toilet face we’ve got space.

ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES

ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES

was that chicago? does anybody really know what time it is? do you really care? it’s seven-thirty no six-thirty hard to tell cause we changed the clocks what does that mean though and who do we think we are? where did that hour go? we lost it somewhere we mess around with and modify and … Continue reading

HILL OF BEANS

HILL OF BEANS

Things have been better. But much worse too. I’m fully engaged, although at the moment a big part of me would rather not be. I’ve learned after all these years I won’t disengage even though I may want to. It’s just not my nature. Sure in the past I’ve disengaged and isolated and fretted and … Continue reading

LOVE IS WHAT YOU NEED

LOVE IS WHAT YOU NEED

Remember when you told me my old truck wouldn’t pull a slick prick out of a lard bucket? Well I thought about it and you’re just plain slicker than otter snot. Slicker than cat shit on linoleum. It’s so hard to deal with you.  It’s like tryin to put butter up a wildcat’s ass with … Continue reading

THE END

THE END

brief and concise no need for more a sip and a sop and merely a drop abbreviated in a nutshell just enough to swear by get to the point a drop in the ocean in the bucket next to nothing a flash in the pan hardly anything but a sliver and a tinge no great … Continue reading

NEW LEAF

NEW LEAF

Whoever said that a door nail is dead? And what makes a clam so damn happy? Whatever happened to make the hatter so mad? Are the monkeys in the barrel having fun? Who are the ones who first uttered such things? And why do we all keep repeating them? Like who knows with certainty that … Continue reading

THINK SO MUCH

THINK SO MUCH

Maybe I can just take things at face value? It’s really quite simple. At least it is to me. There’s not much to it and nothing to figure out. As they say way too much nowadays: “it is what it is”. Maybe I can just get out of my own way? Overanalysis not necessary. Modification … Continue reading