CHECKOUT LINE

“You use humor as a defense mechanism,” she said.

“No, actually I use it offensively.”

The cashier asked for and scanned his Shrewd Shopper Discount Card. “The pizza’s two-for-one Sir.”

“How so?” She was caught off-guard, eyebrows raised, hands on hips.

“Well, you tell me. Who here’s on defense?”
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