oh toblerone, how i love thee
i don’t know the reason
and can’t figure it out
is it because of your mountain range?
well, i do think that’s cool
or maybe it’s Switzerland
nah i don’t think so
i have no particular affinity for switzerland
but certainly nothing against it
is it your almondy, nougaty, sweet honey goodness?
kraft owns you now
what’s that about, seriously?
I mean those people make bolonga
and you’re anything but
i do think it’s clever
how your letters spell out
T O B L E R O N E
and that’s a big part of it, yes
but i suspect the key reason i love you is my
relentless, insatiable, unstoppable chocolatey enslavement
yeh, that’s it