LAVORIS FOR DOLORES

Dolores needs Lavoris it’s a situation see?
Her breath it stinks so goddamned bad
Can’t let her breathe on me
When she’s at work the people keep
Away from her for sure
Lavoris for Dolores
Seems to be the only cure

She hasn’t brushed her teeth all day
And smoked a pack by noon
The coffee hour never ends
It makes her quite the loon
For lunch she had the garlic toast
And then the mutton pie
The waiter nearly fainted when
She breathed on him goodbye

Dolores needs Lavoris it’s a situation see?
Binaca or a breath mint could help set this poor girl free
Dolores doesn’t know the reason why
The people stay away
She really doesn’t have a clue
Cause not a soul will say
Lavoris for Dolores
Won’t somebody help her out?
It’s getting worse now every day
It makes you wanna shout!

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