I’ve looked for you every morning for weeks. I haven’t seen you in what seems way too long. We’ve been through so much together over the years and I just miss you.
I so enjoyed those awesome pictures from your time spent in Cabo San Lucas by the way. You’ve lost so much weight since I’ve seen you! Who was that man in the picture with you? You know, the one of you sitting in that restaurant at that crowded patio table, being entertained by that mariachi band?
I just wasn’t sure from your body language if he could be your lover or not. Is he?
Great shot by the way.
It’s marvelous that your daughter got married, wow! Just to think I knew you before you had any children. Man, where has the time gone?
I hope I get to see you soon.
That was funny that cartoon with the two mice chasing each other through the kitchen ha ha. Where did you get that one? Just to think people become so upset when they have real mice in their house, and generally don’t want to see them at all. But for some reason we really seem to enjoy them in cartoons and popular culture.
Or something like that.
Oh, you’re friends with Johnny? Man I couldn’t stand him back in the day. He just thinks he’s so damn cool.
And congratulations on your new job! I wish you the very best on that. I know you’ve job-hopped for many years and hope you’re happy with what you’re doing now.
And it lasts.
Well I’ve clicked on your timeline enough for one day, but I haven’t yet had enough of you.